For custom orders, tug my collar (or shoot me a message).

Whether you’re looking for something you like that’s out of stock, a version in a different color/size, or have a completely bespoke idea that is fully custom, I can probably do it.

Gearing up for MIRXXX in early November. The next batch of pieces will feature wooden and titanium canes, as well as more insertables.

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Sakura Prefect in Cherry
$275.00
"Pestle" Club in Mahogany
$225.00
Slender Club in Charred Oak
$225.00
"Good/Bad ___" Paddle in Birch
from $200.00
Meridian Paddle in Walnut + Cocobolo
$250.00
Sparkle Ginkgo Ash Paddle
$175.00
Cove Pre-Meridian in Ribbon Grain Sapele
$150.00 $175.00
Sale
Cove Pre-Meridian Short in Polished Sapele
$140.00 $175.00
Sale
Meridian Paddle in Maple + Ebony
$225.00
Polished Walnut Paddle w/ Quilt Maple Handle
$140.00 $160.00
Sale
Wide-Flat Paddle in Charred Ash
$100.00
Interlock Asym Paddle in Walnut and Maple
$175.00
Walnut Perforated Club
$250.00
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"MCM" Laminated Paddle, Magenta
$150.00
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Ebonized Sapele with Art Deco Gold Stripe
$200.00
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Meridian Split Paddle
$300.00
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“When you’re making sex toys, first of all, just don’t even use conifers. Avoid softwoods altogether. Go with deciduous hardwoods, and just don’t forget to raise the grain.”

Nick Offerman
(yes he actually said this to the NY Times)