For custom orders, tug my collar (or shoot me a message).

The next round of inventory will be some smaller furniture pieces, e.g. queening chairs, folding bondage boards, and restraint tools.

If you’re craving an item that is out of stock, please contact me and I can probably remake it.

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Indigoburst Sparkle Mini Cane
$100.00
Emeraldburst Sparkle Medium Cane
$150.00
Polished Walnut Paddle w/ Flame Maple Handle (Copy)
$175.00
Polished Walnut Paddle w/ Quilt Maple Handle
$150.00
Walnut Perforated Club
$225.00
Tasmanian Blackwood Clapper
$200.00
"MCM" Laminated Paddle, Magenta
$150.00
"MCM" Laminated Paddle
$150.00
Pau Ferro Grooved Paddle
$175.00
Pau Ferro Perforated Paddle
$175.00
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Burpleburst Figured Maple + Ebony Paddle
$175.00
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Walnut Double Inlay Paddle
$100.00
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Charred Ash Short Paddle
$100.00
Orangeburst Maple + Walnut Paddle
$100.00
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Scarlet Flame Maple Short Paddle
$100.00
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Thin Ebonized Oak Paddle
$100.00

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“When you’re making sex toys, first of all, just don’t even use conifers. Avoid softwoods altogether. Go with deciduous hardwoods, and just don’t forget to raise the grain.”

Nick Offerman
(yes he actually said this to the NY Times)